December 2011
1 tag
Mom: Lets make mochi this year. You know, the one you stack up.
Me: Mom, we're not Japanese.
Mom: But Hawaii does it.
Me: Because Hawaii has lots of Japanese!
Mom: Yeah. Its just for fun!
Me: Uh okay.....Wait im going to be out tomorrow though.
Mom: Then you can just eat it when you get back.
Me: Okay 8D
(I wanted to make it too....Oh well....)
1 tag
1 tag
: The Dick Train Manifesto →
raianxionsin:
Now many of you are wonder, “What is Dick Train?”—If you haven’t read the pussy train manifesto, I highly recommend it: http://raianxionsin.tumblr.com/post/14082843643/the-pussy-train-manifesto
Now that we know what Pussy Train is, what Dick Train? Dick Train, much like Pussy Train is the…
Im half tempted to troll everyone on my facebook just for kicks 8D
1 tag
1 tag
Everytime I watch “Deal or no Deal,” I always think “Lol these greedy people.”
1 tag
1 tag
1 tag
1 tag
Flipping over a table in anger: (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
Putting the table back nicely: ┬──┬◡ノ(° -°ノ)
Throwing the guy who put the table back nicely: (╯°Д°)╯︵/(.□ . \)
1 tag
1 tag
1 tag
1 tag
All the world’s a stage,
And all the men and women merely players;
They have...
– William Shakespeare.
As you like it, Act II, Scene 7.
(via mourinhoism)
1 tag
1 tag
1 tag
1 tag
Changed my tumblr theme and playlist :D
1 tag
1 tag
Life goals
jackiechang:
Either:
Get bigger boobs and butts to be a Victoria’s Secret Model or
Get more sex appeal to be a Korean pop star like Hyuna
Surely this cant be serious?
1 tag