Funny Chinese Advertising

[Translations]

1) Left: Tantou Bone Clinic, Right: Tantou Ribs Restaurant [bad sign placement]

2) Doing drugs leads to the death and destruction of family. Selling drugs can only lead to death.

3) Security for hire, hire me and you’ll be taken care of!

4) Look, I’m that most nutritious piece of bullshit. [advertisement for manure]